GREETINGS, NEAR EARTHERS!
Broadcasting live from within the nearest geostationary orbit…
It’s the SPACE GIRAFFEs!!
Outer Space doesn’t care about pesky things like oxygen and a well-balanced diet, so we’ve parked ourself on the other side of the atmosphere creating music like we were born here.
Up here, everything is beautiful, and we can imagine that all the tiny sparkly dots down below are one big family. After all, MUSIC UNITES ALL PEOPLES.
FAQs
Honestly, we understand this is all a lot to process, and have prepared some helpful questions below while we circle the globe once more.
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Scientists will say that orbit is just another way of going sideways fast enough to miss the ground. We fast.
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We have helmets and scuba tanks powered by MacGuffins.
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Rocket Ships, duh. If we can let you in on a secret, all we did was go down to the local Lego store, build a rocket ship, paint it, jumped the shark, and found ourself in space!
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We tall. And uncoordinated.
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Mostly English, and fragments of Italian, German, and French.
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Musical paradise
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An eclectic mix. Rock, Folk, Metal, Pop, Classical, Trance, House, Instrumental, Mongolian Throat Singing, and more! Now that we think about it, this may be the reason we're in space.
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Not humans, if that’s what you’re wondering.
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Technically, yes, you could. And we would have the best party in the auroras.